One biscuit per day... forever - which one do you choose?


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OK, here’s something for a wet Wednesday in paradise.

The rule is you have to eat one of these every day for the rest of your life. One per day.

Pick a biscuit, any biscuit

 

Which one are you picking?


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C.....but it has to be a Fox's jam and cream, yum yum yum 😋

J: Taste’s like cardboard to me, so I won’t regret the fact I’m only allowed one a day.

 

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J: Taste’s like cardboard to me, so I won’t regret the fact I’m only allowed one a day.

 

🤣

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With a little regret it would be A as prefer the simple flavour snappy biscuit!

But if there was an M: It would be Doves Wholemeal Biscuit.

Once upon a time it would of been a Dark Choc Digestive kept in the fridge but Doves are QUALITY spoken in that urban speak like the word ABSOLUTE-LEE.

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If I wasn’t gluten free it would definitely be E for me.

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No chocolate chip cookies @Marc 😮😮😮

So it will have to be F : Malted Milk, great for dunking 

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M&S Digestive - no contest. (but therein lies an existential crisis as life would not be worth living if only one a day...)

On the other hand I might consider THIS

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Haha, that's a 'monster' cookies @woz 

If I wasn’t gluten free it would definitely be E for me.

Me too @NannyOgg Fig rolls for the win! One a day, no problem. It’s fruit… so it’s healthy, right?

BTW going completely off-topic a second here :blush: I saw someone else with the user name ‘Nanny Ogg’ on Twitter. And I thought, could it? Could it really be?! But then looking at their profile I got the feeling that ‘Nanny Ogg’ is a character from Terry Pratchett books? 

I’ll stick with a bit of (dark) chocolate each day thank you! 😉 

I’ll stick with a bit of (dark) chocolate each day thank you! 😉 

Not allowed. Instant disqualification I’m afraid :no_entry:

Maybe one of these a day would be allowed?

 

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Ooooooooh bet those one a day figgys keep ya moving our Marc 😳🚽🏃‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never ever eat biscuits. One thing I’ve never ever been drawn to. But in an emergency, I’d go for D with the hint of currants 

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What’s a matter with you all - I all the way. Bourbons are the king of biscuits

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Yes indeed @Marc 

Nanny Ogg is a Terry Pratchett Discworld character. It was a toss up between Nanny Ogg or Granny Weatherwax. No reflection on my age, looks or hobbies :joy:

My Twitter is DeeOwen32

It’s been years since I read Terry Pratchett. Met him once, when I was a “cub reporter” (as we were then known, back in the day) for a small weekly newspaper. He was a bit stroppy, tho I suppose he may have just been having an off day. But may he rest in peace. 

One line I read in one of his books (and I’ve only read two or three) has always stuck with me:

“The night was as black as the inside of a cat.” :laughing:

What’s a matter with you all - I all the way. Bourbons are the king of biscuits

They’re over rated @Jowl Deceptive little buggers.

Whereas, the humble fig roll, doesn’t try to be anything it isn’t.

Or am I over complicating this? :laughing: Need some fresh air

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“Deceptive little buggers” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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when I was a “cub reporter” 

Hold that image! Bless! 

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Bourbon ?? Mmmmm 🤔🤔 this is the toughest decision I've had to make this week ... no I'll have a Nice.  

I know they're rubbish for dunking, they always break off no matter how quick you dunk but I can't resist.

 

Wonder why they're called Nice  ? 🤷‍♀️

 

 

 

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And is it Nice as in mice, or Nice as in niece ya bugger!? 😳🤷‍♀️

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Niece !!🤣😂🤣😂 how crazy is that 🤭

 

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Same, Jo 👍

Should we start counting the number of times @Bev says her favourite word?? 😊 

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