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Mid Week Chuckle 😂

  • 11 March 2020
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David j
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With all the “challenging news” past & present, this online note made me laugh.



​​​​​​​😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bev
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👏👏👏👏👏, love that bugger, Dai 😂😂😂
Enjoy the simple things in life
David j
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Nice one Bev!
We had the BT engineer here today working on our broadband interruptions - he asked me to log on and test the system, that’s when I stumbled upon that note.
Anyway, the BT engineer found the source of the problem - SQUIRRELS been nibbling the above ground cable that feeds our home.
Thats life 🐿🐿😂😂😂
Scubaseahorse
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Hehehe
Nataly
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David j;49935:
Nice one Bev!
We had the BT engineer here today working on our broadband interruptions - he asked me to log on and test the system, that’s when I stumbled upon that note.
Anyway, the BT engineer found the source of the problem - SQUIRRELS been nibbling the above ground cable that feeds our home.
Thats life 🐿🐿😂😂😂


🤣 that's not the outcome I expected on this thread.. darned squirrels!

Nice one bringing a smile to everyone's faces 😁
Nataly
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Taking this as a good chance to spread more cheer and share some favourite jokes 😁...


(credit to blazepress.com!)
Scubaseahorse
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Aaaaaahhhhhh not sure if that's a good one or not 🤣🤣🤣
David j
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Poor lad 😂😂
How old is that one 😬😬
​​​​​​​Still made me smile 🌞🌞
Bev
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Bad but good, all at once 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Enjoy the simple things in life
David j
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Bev;49972:
Bad but good, all at once 😂😂😂👍👍👍


I agree 😂😂👍👍
Nataly
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Bev;49972:
Bad but good, all at once 😂😂😂👍👍👍


Those are the best types of jokes, right? 😝


"My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right."
David j
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Nataly;50001:
Those are the best types of jokes, right? 😝


"My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right."


​​​​​​​That’s funny 😂
Bev
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Had to read it twice before I got it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👏
Enjoy the simple things in life
David j
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Bev;50028:
Had to read it twice before I got it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👏

Same here Bev 😂😂
D
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May be well known always makes me giggle,

What's the difference between roast beed and pea soup?








​​​​​​​.....most folk can roast beef.

- - - Updated - - -

Never works with spelling mistacks. Not as funny as roast beed. Sorty, too excited!
Bev
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It made me laugh MORE with the typo, Dasp 😂😂😂😂especially the “too excited” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Enjoy the simple things in life
Nataly
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Daspy;50111:


Never works with spelling mistacks. Not as funny as roast beed. Sorty, too excited!


I think this part made me laugh the most, too🤣 very well styled out...
David j
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A white van overtook me today, someone had written this message onto the dirty rear exterior :

“​​​​​​​NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN THIS VAN OVERNIGHT”
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Made me laugh!
😂😂🚚🚚
Bev
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Very apt 👏😂😂😂😂😂😂
Enjoy the simple things in life
N
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I was going to post some auto-correct funnies but thought better of it, wayyyy too rude.

"Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!"
woz
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Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...
David j
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woz;51299:
Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...

Funny 😂😂
Nataly
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woz;51299:
Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...


Hmm at what point does a joke become a dad joke?😂

I heard it's when it becomes apparent.
Bev
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That’s soooooo bad, it’s funny Nat 🤣🤣🙄🙄👎👎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Enjoy the simple things in life
Marc
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"Excuse me, do you have any books on turtles?"
"Hard back?"
"Yes, with little heads."

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Nataly
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Great 6000th post @Marc 😋🤣

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