Mid Week Chuckle πŸ˜‚

  • 11 March 2020
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With all the β€œchallenging news” past & present, this online note made me laugh.



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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, love that bugger, Dai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Nice one Bev!
We had the BT engineer here today working on our broadband interruptions - he asked me to log on and test the system, that’s when I stumbled upon that note.
Anyway, the BT engineer found the source of the problem - SQUIRRELS been nibbling the above ground cable that feeds our home.
Thats life πŸΏοΈπŸΏοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Hehehe
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Nice one Bev!
We had the BT engineer here today working on our broadband interruptions - he asked me to log on and test the system, that’s when I stumbled upon that note.
Anyway, the BT engineer found the source of the problem - SQUIRRELS been nibbling the above ground cable that feeds our home.
Thats life πŸΏοΈπŸΏοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


🀣 that's not the outcome I expected on this thread.. darned squirrels!

Nice one bringing a smile to everyone's faces 😁
Taking this as a good chance to spread more cheer and share some favourite jokes 😁...


(credit to blazepress.com!)
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Aaaaaahhhhhh not sure if that's a good one or not 🀣🀣🀣
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Poor lad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
How old is that one 😬😬
​​​​​​​Still made me smile 🌞🌞
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Bad but good, all at once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Bev;49972:
Bad but good, all at once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


I agree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Bad but good, all at once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Those are the best types of jokes, right? 😝


"My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right."
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Those are the best types of jokes, right? 😝


"My husband is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right."


​​​​​​​That’s funny πŸ˜‚
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Had to read it twice before I got it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Bev;50028:
Had to read it twice before I got it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

Same here Bev πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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May be well known always makes me giggle,

What's the difference between roast beed and pea soup?








​​​​​​​.....most folk can roast beef.

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Never works with spelling mistacks. Not as funny as roast beed. Sorty, too excited!
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It made me laugh MORE with the typo, Dasp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚especially the β€œtoo excited” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Never works with spelling mistacks. Not as funny as roast beed. Sorty, too excited!


I think this part made me laugh the most, too🀣 very well styled out...
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A white van overtook me today, someone had written this message onto the dirty rear exterior :

β€œβ€‹β€‹β€‹β€‹β€‹β€‹β€‹NO TOILET PAPER LEFT IN THIS VAN OVERNIGHT”
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Made me laugh!
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Very apt πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I was going to post some auto-correct funnies but thought better of it, wayyyy too rude.

"Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!"
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Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...
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Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...

Funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
woz;51299:
Self isolation is taking it's toll.
Father talking to son in the kitchen "Do you know where the food processor is?"
Son to father: "Yes she left you 2 days ago"

​​​​​​​I'll get my coat...


Hmm at what point does a joke become a dad joke?πŸ˜‚

I heard it's when it becomes apparent.
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That’s soooooo bad, it’s funny Nat πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
"Excuse me, do you have any books on turtles?"
"Hard back?"
"Yes, with little heads."

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Great 6000th post @Marc πŸ˜‹πŸ€£

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