Brownie;10503:Saw a baguette at the zoo. It was bread in captivity.
woz;10544:My friend refused to have a stairlift fitted, he said it would just drive him up the wall.
Marc;35754:Here's the 2019 edition:This year's funniest joke from the Edinburgh Fringe is: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets", from comedian Olaf Falafel. (personally I think his name is funnier than his joke ;)))Here are the best of rest, according to a BBC report:"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott"What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith"Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith"I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff"After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford"To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons"I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo GrahamWhich is your fav?
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